
I missed a post about Wombles' fourth birthday. But today, nearly a month later, he had his 4-year-old check-up. He was AWESOME.
He always is.
He had two shots, and is by far the bravest of the three "bigs" about that. He barely sniffled. And he took them so calmly, squeezing my hands and looking the other way...at the lollipop jar.

He chatted up the doctor:
Dr: "What are you going to be for Halloween?"
Wombles: "A blue ninja named Jae." (and on, nonstop, re: the ninjas, for a long, long time)
Dr: "What do you like to do with you mom?"
Wombles: "Play GAMES!"
Me: (inwardly): Is now when I worry about the ethics of stacking the deck in CandyLand? So that I lose...quickly?
Dr: "What's your favorite food?"
Wombles: "Pepperoni PIZZA!"
Bud: "What about strawberry shortcake?"
Wombles: "Oh, YEAH!"
Bud: "He actually has lots of favorite foods."
Me: (inwardly) C'mon, his favorite foods are all fruits! That's what he eats! Won't somebody PLEASE bring up in front of the doctor that we call him fruit-bat at home? NO? Thanks a LOT.
Dr: "What do you like to do with your dad?"
Wombles: "Play checkers!"
Dr: "Can you jump? Good. What about hop on one foot?...the other foot?"
Me: (inwardly) "Can you stop hopping? Please? She knows you can do it now."
He aced his hearing and vision screenings. And he gave the required sample-in-a-cup.
HE'S GROWING UP!

This afternoon, he may or may not have had a tantrum that included ONE of the following*:
- I won't eat broccoli!
- I'm running away to live at the Joe-Joe's factory!
- If you put me in time-out in my bed, you have to make it. AND pay me.
- You're not my mother. You're just an ORDINARY WOMAN!
Can you guess which one it was?

Good thing he's pretty cute!





















