Last month, the boys ran away.
Let me back up.
I changed Nutmeg's diaper and walked out of that room into the main part of the house...no boys anywhere. Meaning, no my two boys and no Santiago, Wombles' best friend. I walked straight to the front door and there was Santiago.
"Is it OK if I have a Yo-yo?"
"What? Do you know where Wombles and Bud are?"
"Yeah, they're up there (pointing up the hill from our house). Can I have a Yo-yo?"
"...Do you mean a Joe-Joe?" (I'm walking past him now).
"Yeah! a Joe-Joe!"
"Do Bud and Wombles have Joe-Joe's?"
"Yeah!"

By this time, I had a clear shot of the two boys, high-tailing it up the street from our house. RUNNING.
I called. They ran back.
Bud got back first. I stopped him at the door and made him open his mouth. Yep, Chocolate in the teeth. OFF TO YOUR ROOM!
Wombles was slower, but there was no need to do a molar inspection:

My funnybone was tickled, so I wanted to take a picture. But here's what
immediately followed the above shot:

Wait a minute, who's in the wrong here? Is it me? Is taking a
mugshot a crime? He's crying because I have the camera!

"No pictures! NO PICTURES!!"
*Later, when I discussed their crimes (thieving cookies out of the pantry; hiding them under the sofa; eating them; not sharing with Santiago; running away; etc) with each of the boys, I asked them each the question:
WHY did you run away?
Bud: Well, I had told you and Dad I was going to run away. I was going to look for different parents...I just don't think you and Dad are good for me."
Wombles: "We didn't want you to know what we were doing."