Yesterday, I got a package from Cupcake in the mail.
Shall I just call her the Guff from now on? Maybe.Included in the package were some baby pants for Nutmeg. I had asked if she could send me some that Bunny had outgrown--I have some cute onesie-type tops for Nutmeg, but no pants in this size.
Guff sent me about 30 pairs of pants. It was crazy. CRAZY! Who ever heard of such a thing! More pants than I have myself.
More on that later.
The pants are really, really cute, as are the shorts, and the adorable little baby girl shoes. Bejeweled sandals? Oh my word.

And I DID ask the Guff for newborn pants. The only problem with that is that most of the things marked "Newborn" also read "Up to 8 pounds." Or maybe that was the pair of preemie pants that were in there.
Isn't that cute? Darling? SO sweet and tiny.
Nutmeg was more than 9 1/2 pounds when she was born, and is tipping the scales in the neighborhood of 11 pounds right now.
As I was unpacking the pile of pants, Pixie came in. She saw some yellow, rumba-seat-bedecked shorts, and squealed, "These would be PERFECT for Molly!" Molly is her American Girl Doll.
I'm thinking that some of the 0-3 month pants will fit, though. Those are up to 12 lbs.
There was one outfit in the newborn category that was so cute I couldn't resist putting it on her today. The pants have MARY JANES ON THE FEET, for goodness' sake! And it almost works. It really, truly
almost works.

Kinda like me with my pre-pregnancy jeans. They almost work...but most assuredly do not. This is not a game of horseshoes or hand grenades. Or if it is, I would lose.Which, in the case of hand grenades, is winning. I think.
I have my stack of jeans/slacks/khakis folded on my closet shelf, where they taunt me. I occasionally try a pair on, and then wheh they don't fit try to give myself a pep talk about how it's not been six weeks yet. Then I go eat about three brownies--there has been no shortage of sweets in the house, as the kind folks who have bringing us meals
always remember the dessert.
It's a conspiracy! And I'm totally complicit.
Anyway, the point is, neither Nutmeg nor myself is having a good pants day. I'll let Nutmeg's picture suffice to demonstrate the point. You don't need a photo of
me.

I know exactly how you feel, Nutmeg. I know
exactly. how. you feel.

Happy Weekend!
Wearing my elastic-waistband-workout shorts,
H